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Introduction
Ki ck faster8502 Well I'm going to take a moment in hopes for an actual connection. I went this route a few years back and a good things came of it so why not lightning striking twice:) I'm a SWM 44 but a youthful drive in life and the bedroom. Very funny and entertaining. I'm 5'10" muscular and yes well endowed.
So lets talk a little bit about me. Two minute writing drill commenced. Go.
I'm not up on the latest technology. My computer looks like an early version of
IBM's Big Blue. Takes up about half my apartment. I opened it up the other day
only to find a team of community outreach hamsters running in their wheels to
power up. Also a small cat in leather with a whip. I have a feeling he's not
always there and possibly just stops in for fetish reas. Dirty dirty
hamsters (and while on the job...tsk tsk)
Someone handed me their Blackberry the other day and I found it actually tastes
like chicken. I cannot be found on and am rather proud of this
accomplishment. In my high school yearbook it lists proudest moment and I
responded "Not making the debate team."
I'm a 7th degree White Belt and can dance the charleston as a self defense move.
OK that's not true as that makes me kind of a sissy. Now the foxtrot...
Onto the list of adjectives. SWM nice, sane, clever in a clever kind of way,
witty, funny, fun, happy, med tall to tall back to medium or 5'10" depends if
I'm slouching, excellent posture mostly, etc.
I can step out looking good with a pair of jeans and a t-shirt for drinks at any
local divey bar with a good jukebox. As well as stepping out with jeans and a
t-shirt for drinks at any local divey bar with a good jukebox. Sort of a
renaissance man in this regard. Did I spell that right?
I hate the term partner in crime.
So what I'm looking for--A partner in crime.
Attractive fun spontaneous possibly crafty with a bar napkin.
A little spicy in the bedroom or a lot. Looking for a real fun ongoing connection.
Kick
faster8502
My Ideal Person Looking for an attractive counterpart for ongoing adventures. Good sense of humor would be a bonus. I like taking it off this site so see above. Same on yah (you know what ooooo
My Ideal Person Looking for an attractive counterpart for ongoing adventures. Good sense of humor would be a bonus. I like taking it off this site so see above. Same on yah (you know what ooooo
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Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Prefer not to say
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