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eager4u24nic8 72/M
Washington, District of Columbia
Introduction
Did you hear the one about the engineer and the talking frog?
Seems this engineer caught a frog, and as he was playing with it the frog started talking.
It said "I'm an enchanted princess. Kiss me and I'll turn back into a beautiful woman."
The engineer just smiled and tickled the frog's belly. The frog got frantic and said "Really, I'm a princess. My evil stepmother enchanted me and if you kiss me to break the spell I'll do anything for you. ANYTHING!"
The engineer went to put the frog in his pocket, and it started shouting, asking "What's wrong with you? I'll be your girlfriend, I'll do anything you want, why won't you kiss me?"
The engineer answered "I'm a nerd, I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool!"
So I'm a lot more than a nerdy engineer, but I still don't have time for a high maintenance girlfriend. I'm looking for some NSA fun, maybe something else develops maybe not, the important thing is that we enjoy the pleasure of our company as much as possible.
Oh yeah, for the right offer I might even kiss a frog, or eat a hairy clam...
:-)
My Ideal Person I'm on here to meet fun sexy people.
You should be healthy (physically and mentally) and positive about yourself and the world around you, attitude determines altitude! We should take each other higher, not bring anyone down...
My Ideal Person I'm on here to meet fun sexy people.
You should be healthy (physically and mentally) and positive about yourself and the world around you, attitude determines altitude! We should take each other higher, not bring anyone down...
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or Trans |
Birthdate: | December 21, 1951 |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say |
Marital Status: | Divorced |
Height: | 6 ft 4 in / 193-195 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Education: | Some college |
Occupation: | consultant |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Spiritual |
Have Children: | Yes. We do not live together. |
Want Children: | Happy with what I have |
Male Endowment: | Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Length: | Medium |
Eye Color: | Inconsistent/Variable |
Glasses or Contacts: | Either |